D E A D

this blog is officially DEAD . i dont know whats the point for having blog .

sign out
- Joi -

unsolved thought

i wonder how will they react/do if someone say it to the face ... just like the quotes " say it to the face ... if u dare " .. i dono how to react when comes to this situation .. maybe just spit back vulgar words to em ? if choose to hit em , that would be use to take action against u .. so how do u react?? 

Bit Torrent for Dummies (=

yea man ... recently i just published my new book called the " BIT TORRENT FOR DUMMIES " which had been nominated as the best-seller for this year . its basically a guide on how to use torrent which not many out there knows how to use it even tho the existence of internet has been going for ages yet still they dont know how to use it .. what a douche HAHA ..

yeah yeah yeah drop ma inbox if want to order 1 .. laku mcm hok dok panaiiih mai2 .. oh lupak .. the price for this book is MYR 5.55 for east malaysia , MYR 6.66 for Sabah & Sarawak aite!

oriteeee this is the tutorial on how to use bit torrent ..

FIRSTLY

• find the most suitable host or client for u . most common one is µTorrent which is simple and eazy or in malay we say " Gaya , Mutu , Keunggulan " ... you can download the client here ~> µTorrent      
• then after finish downloading the client , install (la ape lagi . xkan aku nak ajaq install macam mana! mau aku wat 2nd book la mcm mana nak install for dummies) ~> translate " ya'll know how to install rite?? say yes please , dont make me publish another for dummies book " 

SECONDLY

• after finish install the client you will get torrent windows like this .. 

 

• then yall go to any website that affiliates with torrent or you can just surf to my fav place ! after that search ur fav things to download exmple : bambi , family guy , star wars , etc ..
• then after found things ur looking for click the title with the most rating and likes ... like this pic thats explain it all

FINALLY

• the picture will again explain everything .. credits to the picture ME!

 

• eh eh eh ! not finish yet .. theres 1 picture left .. this pic will explain on how to check the download status.. u can explore by urself later gator aite... 

 

YEA MAN! finally finish the tutorial .. hope yall understand .. if there any chance u dont understand ... i suggest u go see a shrink ... && btw i dont write a book HAHAHA

BAD MEETS EVIL ☿

yaw waddup peoples ?

 

Sometimes life seems so unfortunate, that's why I don't give a shit.

The poor stay poor, the rich get richer, it's just so disproportionate.
You don't know just what I've gone through, that's why I would rather show you
just how far that I can take it, every rule, I'm breaking it

so i just downloads all the 11 songs of BAD MEETS EVIL album by EMINEM feat with ROYCE DA 5'9" 

i think this is their 2nd times as BAD MEETS EVIL dou .. but wateva .. this album is wicked eargasm! for me lolololo i dont think for anyone .. && ahhh i hope they really diss nicky minaj n gaga .. demm!

here the songs list :

1- Welcome 2 Hell

2- Fast Lane
3- The Reunion

4- Above the Law
5- I’m On Everything (featuring Mike Epps)
6- A Kiss
7- Lighters (featuring Bruno Mars)
8- Take from Me 
9- Loud Noises (featuring Slaughterhouse)
10- Living Proof (Bonus Track)
11- Echo (Bonus Track)

aint these things is my stuff .. I DO NOT OWN . I JUST REVIEW IT 

ma new header weeeee~!!!

just finish ma new header ... it takes 3 hours to finish it due to lack of time ..
its 時々 themes ( ^‿‿^ ) ... haha im so proud ..

let me say to those FAKER who claim something new introduced to them then claim to be fan of that thingy since who knows is to get a live dont drag v ur dirty dutch attitude FTW! dont need to bitchy about that ... 

if its not from ma mouth n i aint say nor writes tat n u adding false info bout it please dont make people diss u .. 

and BTW .. i RE - DRAW not to claim tat is mine , i thought u understand ma simple english or u no hablo ingles?.. FTW~!!! 

oh im sure someone out there will be making this thingy on ma blog as their own personal matters .. or am i wrong? who knows w8 n c mr.google load it

peace yaw! this post doesnt point to anybody , but if I OFFENDED You . GOOD 'cause I still don't give a F


&& WTF this person dont understand my simple ENGLISH LOLOLO!
NOT A WORD IN MY BLOG CLAIMED THAT I OWN ANYTHING THAT I POST ... CANT U READ?? ZZZZZZZZZZZ ..

SwagzZ © All Rights Reserved

these drawing i make from 2006 till present .. actually i didnt make it all ..
i just re-draw back from original pixel picture or comics .. so without holding back .. i present to you my drawings ..

p/s : Due to the fact that i have a printer + scanner but i wont use it 'cos it is complicated to use .. i choose to snap with my crack sony erricson c902 cybershit .. it is true nokia express music 3.2mp can beat this phone .. why do they named it cybershot lolololo ..

okay this is my lates drawing .. i've finish it at May 15, 2011 .. take a peek .. although im not good with hair , lips and eye .. this only i can [╥_╥]

Model : Ariel R****L < confiscated name to show , but soon u will know who >

 

The Cutiey Model

The Sketch 

 

First : The Face

Second : The Face and Torso

The Outline 

First Outline .. Almost finish ..

Finally ... Tadaaaaaaaaa ..

The Play : AN IDEAL HUSBAND 

Model : from left ; Lord Goring , Lady Chiltern , Sir Robert Chiltern & Mrs. Cheveley

Motif : My class have to submit billboard using mahjong paper , like movie poster .. so i draw this .. unfortunately for Mrs. Cheveley .. there where mistake draw i've made.. u can zoom it LMAO..

 

 Title : Falling Leaves 

Motif : write a postcard to Adeline Yen Mah .. i make a love letter to her ahahah coz its in pink .. they say pink means love letter .. so? i've got no other paper left ... 

soriiiii la i nieh pemalu sikit orang nye HAHAHAHA .. oke dah .. nieh based on chinese culture and symbols .. see there got bamboo tree , great wall , and panda .. erk theres also got lil rawr monsta there .. what cha think bout it?

The rest of my drawings .. i've got almost 60 .. but this only i can upload .. 

starting 2006 .. into Naruto .. now Bleach laaaaaa .. naruto SUCKS! .. i draw this while my teacher teaching in front .. then shes not spoken to me for 6 month .. dang ! then next year she forgives me .. *aaaaaaaahhh .. tone * 

 

Uzumaki Naruto ..

Uchiha Sasuke .. this drawing got few mistakes .. first the snake body and then the character body himself .. haizz .. what can i say more ..

Jiraya ..

Few of my drawings i've made ..

can you see it? nope? .. its TOXIN ARMY it supposed to be toxic but then i dono how C looks like in Japs Kanji .. this is my 1st E-Mail , 2002 dope .. thanks to Afiq Hannan for his pencil box 'Linkin Park' Sticker inspire me ..

' Kill BiLL katana' after i watch it , i draw it .. it amazed this 1 girl at my school. she wants it but i say no way man .. i want to show it to my grandchildren when im old .. HAHAHA

 

i saw this sticker on someone bike .. so i decided to draw it ..

i dont remember when i draw this or where i see it .. 

thats all from me ... im in dilemma rite now .. whether to pursuit in Degree Bachelor of Education with Honours (TESL) or Bachelor in Art and Design .. i dono which one should i take .. i guess tesl for future .. art can be later on life .. [╥_╥]

Review ' Kongsi ' FiLM

entry in Malay ..

Khamis d 12th, 2011 .. semalam abes Final Exam .. sngt stress belajar Intro to Phonology eh ..
so khamis tuh berangkatnya kami sekeluarga sekelas ke satu2 nya cinema di Kuala Selangor dan kawasan sekitarnya ... ish2 .. sampai2 jer terus beli tiket .. oke full eh .. 4 baris sblom screen ..
so Arfah Neyo Hit Rihanna beli la waffler aka waffer .. sampai2 je entrance kene tahan kan .. sebab bawak makanan luaq .. tsk tsk tsk ...

so nak di jadikan ceritera .. masuk da terlepas scene bape belas minit sebelomnye .. siot ah ..
so nak cerita sinopsis cerita nieh pon malas .. Sinopsis usha la sendiri eh ..

filem nieh aku bagi la rating dalam 4 over 5 ... 4 tuh semue kat action die jer .. HAHAHA .. jalan cerita xde ending .. Si ASSassIN die kene tangkap macam tuh jer .. pitu abes =.="

1st nak tengok cite nie sbb expect lagu yang di dendangkan oleh Joe Flizzow masuk lah ... tapi wallahualam .. xtau la masuk ke dok .. anyway i'd expected this song will be played in the movie ..

okay the song already released by Joe Flizzow - Kongsi .. can check it @ youtube aite ..

Lyric :

Kongsi kongsi mari bicara,

Kongsi pendapat dan juga idea,

Masuk Kongsi tiada keluar,

Biar Kongsi jadi Kongsi kita duduk diam. [x2]

Naik bukit , turun bukit,
Gua dah lama tengok wayang , tak perlu minta tiket,
Dan silakan picit telefon panggil~lah sedozen,
Gua pun teringin nak tengok lu punya sepuluh sen
Alamak lu kredit pun takde , terpaksa tembak
Tak guna lu bawak pisau ke peraduan menembak,
Tak guna ada bola kalau tak reti sepak,
Tak guna ada jalan kalau destinasi tak nampak,
Tak guna jadi gangster kalau tiada wang,
Gua tetap di jalanan tapi gua usahawan,
Gua bursa sahamkan setiap perniagaan,
Dan setiap gerak geri , pelan harus dipersiapkan,
Jangan kita mudah lupa , kita bukan selamanya muda
Jadi kerahkan tenaga , pergunakan usia,

Bila jumpa orang lama , jangan malu bersoal,
Jika mahu kunci kuasa , harus ada modal,

Kongsi kongsi mari bicara,

Kongsi pendapat dan juga idea,

Masuk Kongsi tiada keluar,

Biar Kongsi jadi Kongsi kita duduk diam. [x2]

Ada cara duduk , ada cara berdiri,

tangkap orang menyamar ,  tangkap orang menyanyi,

tangkap orang melalak , tangkap budak berlagak,

tangkap mulut berbuih , berbual lepas cakap,

tangkap budak kosong bogel dan tak pakai baju,

ramai sangat kelkatu , nak mendekati lampu,

teringin hendak menyinar naik sheikh , tapi tiada dinar,
bila kena pegang gegar sikit , air mata berlinang,

Bukan nak jadi brader , gua nak jadi orang berada,

supaya dapat menjaga setiap ahli keluarga,

bukan duniawi semata emas putih permata,

kadang kala aku rabun , pakaikan cermin mata,

Tuhan berikan petanda , supaya ku selamat di sana,

dan selamat di sini , setiap usaha diberkati,
budak tersusun rapi , gerak cara koperasi,
biar mereka jadi besar , Kongsi kami gergasi...

orite itu die lirik nye .. so jangan salah anggap apa .. i just write what i heard .. so ape lagi kan g la tengok cite tuh .. 

yang x bestynye ..

• nanti dak2 sekolah mula lah ikut cara diorang cakap nie .. semua nak tnjuk gangster .. mule ar tiru .. itu lah pemikiran dak2 zaman sekarang ..
• haizz yang dulu nye underground kini terang bersuluh .. 

ape2 pong bagus la cite nieh .. ade pengajaran .. asalkan x ramai la lepas nie yg "action" je lebeyh.. 

11.♆.11 MADE IN HEAVEN

7.30 pm , 500m from Hill City Hotel way to Medan Gopeng . Theres been a collisions that involved 4 vehicles including mine  ; 1-Swift , 2-Datsun , 3-MyViva , 4- Mitsb. Storm .. It was critical damage to my car . DAMN! huhuhu .. heres the story ...

yall can see that how the collision happen .. damn ! bloody hell my viva totally damaged..
then u know what makes me very3 angry is that .. the DATSUN FATSLIMESHIT uncle accuse me that i hit him 1st then hit him for the 2nd time WTF LA .. KANINA la lu MCB!

i have 2 witnesses with me la cb .. we all know that the storm behind me hit me than xcidently hit u LOL! anyway back to story .. i file a police report then my car towed to Perodua Lahat, Ipoh ... HAISH!

oh bytheway .. only that datsun shit come to the police station .. the rest gone liao ..
and u know what is funny ?? the proton dealer agent for repairing stuff etc @ Near Hill City Hotel said that .. " saya hantar lu FREE MAH sampai police station" .. then when i turn down his service to fix my car .. his face .. damn! " okeloh u bayar duit minyak tow saya" .. GTH ! luckily Perodua Tow Service pay them ..

So now im vehicleless T________T ... oke loh .. here the condition of my car ...

FRONT VIEW

BACK VIEW

SwaGG WishLiiiiiiiiist [╥_╥]

things that i wanna buy no matter how long it takes ..
this year Swagg wishlist

d'OutFITS |:

1- SHADES

HK ARMY : STORM TROOPER SHADES  - OWNED -

wear by Far East Movement - Like a G6

2- NEW ERA CAPs

A- King Stampede . DOPE!

B- echo park "IPH" cap as it was wear by Point Blanc in IPOH MALI song

but unfortunately it is limited ep product [╥_╥]

C- Lesser OMG . RM150

 D- 686 DOPE! RM150 - OWNED -

3- TEE'S

A- Bronx Hustler 

this one from Echo Park also January new arrival .. RM59.90 . DOPE!

B- The Street Disciple Series 2 : Hustler For Death . DOPE!

VOYEURIZM OWN THIS

3- Kicks ASS

i - Adidas X MASTERMIND ! DOPE! RM250

front view

side view

back view

no matter what i must get this DOPEZ by the end of this year bebeh!

Le Familie Tree

title : bla bla bla draw your family tree bla bla 3rd generation bla
due date : monday
lecturer : MS. D
motif : apetaha?

we suppose to draw family tree 3rd generation for MS.D assignment . at first , this is wayy to booring . then what d heck .. i choose to went back to S.I .. on saturday we went for a movie : The Mechanic * DEMM BOOOOOOORING! then head back to Nasmir Nasi Kandar @ Ipoh Old Town from 9 till 11 w8ting for Greyzzzzzz that went up as a waste of fuel . Hes sulking coz i urge him to pay for fuel after we all w8 for him . p/s : read the news - the price of fuel nowdays plus the other 3 also paying me for the fuel . lolololo ..

okay then head back to S.I thru Batu Gajah Highway . 2 "image manipulation" happen ;

1st - situation : a wrong car headed towards our lane *it suppose on the right lane on the otherside of road divider
what the heck did i do : head light the car *that time we on high road after that the car disappear
reaction : what the F
additional info : Adorable GIGI Taring text me saying that she had a DARK DREAM

2nd - 15 minutes later ... on a dark passage of the Batu Gajah Highway
situation : only my car passed by that road . not even a single party lover animal such as pig , wild boar , cat , dog , snake etc on the road .. SUDDENLY! btw i loike driving 60km @ dark road etc ... continue .. SUDDENLY~!! an unknown whether man/woman/shemale or entity wearing a white robe walking slow moooo in the middle of darkness ..
reaction : DEM! "we should go back n check ..
action : its a foggy nite .. so apelaga blah la weii

okay back to topic ... so i decide to draw a family tree (= i always wanted to draw like this ..

but then .. my drawing skills are sucks! i can only draw like this HUHUHU

                 and

i hope MS . D doesnt think this is as TOO MUCH n so the others .. cuz this only come to my mind yesterday LOLOLOLO .. and yes we have to do on both side father n mother .. so the truth , lazy to draw back again .. i decide to "tekap" trace back .. or eazy way photostat  lololo . oke dah

GOTCHA~!!!

Assalamualaikum n what^up yaw!

let me tell yall something that can make yall lost in ur own thought

do u know what is dejavu ? NO? well google it ..
here how dejavu works ..

i eat bread instead of rice till 4 y/old . do you believe me?

i eat bread instead of rice till 4 y/old . do you believe me?

i eat bread instead of rice till 4 y/old . do you believe me?

can u see the dejavu just happen now .. o.0?
let me know if u notice it ...

okay this post gonna be my speciality in manipulated the scene in cyberworld

after sick of hearing peoples talk bout "2 ALAM" n "Jus Mate5" .. i've decide to do something to entertain me n who ever feels entertain by my jokes ... n know what? its my non-biological sister bufday ahahah..

so i made up something beside the Barney Cupcakes  . take a look :p

guess what ahahaha .. who made it?
dRozmey ♡ wawa ... HAHAHA